History for Grown ups – Ethel the Confessor

Do you find history tedious, uninspiring, dry?
Fret not, you are not alone.
Luckily Ethel the Confessor feels your pain and has written, just for you, a quick and easy run-down of some of the big scary moments that happened in those far off days of yore.
(I should warn you now, some of them are rude – Ethel has strong opinions.)
Then you can go and face the pub quiz or your child’s homework with your head held high.
Job Done.

If you want to know the basics of how one king got through six queens, now you can in words we can all understand.

If you want to know the basics of why this bit of paper is so famous , now you can in words we can all understand.

If you want to know the basics of what happened to kill half the population of Europe, now you can in words we can all understand.

If you want to know the basics of what happened in 1066, now you can in words we can all understand.

Flashback: Dave Grohl Plays First Gig With Nirvana in 1990


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27 years ago today the seminal band made their classic formation live debut at North Shore Surf Club in Olympia, Washington

Watch Dave Grohl play his first show with Nirvana in 1990 at North Shore Surf Club in Olympia, Washington.

By the fall of 1990, the then three-year-old Nirvana had cycled through different band names and no less than five drummers before settling on their moniker and finding their groove with their final drummer Dave Grohl.

“Kurt was kind of a drummer himself. When he would play guitar or write songs, if you ever looked at his jaw, he would be moving his jaw back and forth, like he was playing the drums with his teeth. He heard in his head what he wanted from a rhythm, and that’s a hard thing to articulate,” Grohl told Rolling Stone in 2001 about the group’s difficulty in choosing a drummer and his eventually joining the band. “I think one of the reasons they wanted me was that I sang backup vocals. I don’t remember them saying, ‘You’re in the band.’ We just continued.”

Less than a month after their first session, Nirvana’s classic lineup was solidified and they played their first live show together on October 11th, 1990 at North Shore Surf Club in Olympia, Washington. In a clip filmed during that performance, the band is seen playing to a sweaty, engaged crowd and it showcases their new drummer, shirtless and hair flying as he propels the songs’ frenetic, thunderous beats. Grohl’s live Nirvana premiere included a rendition of Shocking Blue’s “Love Buzz,” which Nirvana had recorded as a single in 1988. The trio also performed Nirvana’s “Scoff” and “Sliver” as well as a cover of Devo’s “Turn Around.”

One year later, Nirvana would shape the alternative rock landscape with the release of their sophomore studio album, 1991’s Nevermind, which climbed to the top of the charts with the help of their hit, “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Reflecting back on that “whirlwind” time, the Foo Fighters frontman called it “the greatest achievement of my life.”

“There would be times when we would really connect — smile and laugh and feel like a band. And there were times when you felt lost and questioned what you were doing there,” Grohl told Rolling Stone of the first album he recorded as part of Nirvana. “There were times when I had to back off completely and think, ‘I’m just the drummer in this band.’ And there were other times when we’d all share something really beautiful, like a show or recording or just a vocal harmony. That’s when you really felt like you were part of something great.”

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Inside A Musical Mind – Part 3


By Roger Moisan

The Mysterious Case Children

The 1970s was a tough decade for everyone. Misogyny, homophobia and racism were the norm. There was no such thing as ‘Health and Safety’ or ‘Child Protection’ and bullying was the accepted form of natural selection. A nation still recovering from World War 2 (a mere 30 years earlier) was struggling to find its identity and importance on the world stage, post empire. And of course, nuclear war was imminent. Paranoia was rife albeit from the Soviet threat and the new threat of thousands upon thousands of immigrants from Asia and the Caribbean flooding the country with their weird food and funny foreign ways. Fueled by Enoch Powell’s ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech, the far right in the form of the National Front reared their disgusting heads creating fear and division amongst fragile new communities across the land. Not a great time for a small bespectacled brown boy to be making his way in the world!

However, September 1975 was the time for 8 year old Roger to make the transition from safe cuddly Wordsworth First School, under the protection of the feisty Jose Cavalo, to the large, unpredictable and scary world of Foundry Lane Middle. Stories of elephants as pets would no longer cut it and despite having an older sister already in situ,  the fear was palpable and I knew it would not take long for the bullies to find me. I needed something to give me an edge, to stand out for different reasons and above all, to command some respect. Many young people these days find gangs, weapons and dangerous older role models for the exact same reasons that I was struggling with but these, mercifully, were not available to me and I know had they been, this is the path I would have chosen.

Roger and Tracy Moisan, winter 1975

No, something else presented itself to me. The mysterious case children.

What were these strange wooden cases that children were carrying back and forth from school everyday that created an aura of mystique, respect and class and above all, how could I get hold of one? Not your modern trendy gig bags but old fashioned wooden coffins that occasionally gave away their secret by their shape. Is that a violin, a guitar perhaps? My parents reaction to my announcement of wanting to play an instrument was simple. “You gave up playing the recorder, what makes you think playing the trumpet would be any different?” My reasons were not musical at the time but this decision came to shape my life for ever.

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Embarrassing Musical Moments – Up On the Roof!



By Roger Moisan

The nature of music making means that there are many opportunities for making a complete fool of yourself in front of a lot of people. One particular event that stands out in my mind is the end of year concert at Hailsham Community College, Sussex, England in July 1998.

As the visiting brass teacher and band director, I was due to conduct the College band at the opening of the concert which was a showcase of the year’s musical achievements and annual prize giving ceremony. In attendance at this year’s celebration were the usual school dignitaries, guests and the Mayor as well as many hundreds of parents and children.

As a busy peripatetic teacher, I had been rushing around all day from school to school and had hardly anytime for myself. Having arrived in Hailsham with plenty of time, checked in with the band and Director of Music, I still had fifteen spare, precious minutes for a long needed trip to the toilet! So, off I go to the staff room, on the top floor, locate the men’s room at the far end, find a clean cubicle and breathe a sigh of relief. Not one minute into my activity, I hear the terminal ‘clunk’ of a door being locked. The toilet door! After a few moments of disbelief, I begin calling out “Hello, hello, I’m in here!” To no avail. I am locked in the toilet on the top floor of a remote part of a huge Community College five minutes before curtain up.

The over zealous caretaker had decided to get a head start on his evening’s shutting down routine and I was on the inside, trapped.

A small window was my only option and route of escape, so after prizing it open, I managed to squeeze my six foot frame through the unfeasibly small orifice only to find myself on the roof of the main hall some fifty feet above ground level. A quick scout around found a skylight looking directly down and into the concert hall where my band and the audience were waiting patiently for the arrival of the conductor. Me! Over the PA, I heard the chilling words, “Please welcome our brass teacher and band director, Roger Moisan” Audience applaud and I do not walk on to the stage because I am on the roof!

Panic kicked in and I decided I had to get down some how, so after a bit of roof hopping from level to level, I managed to get low enough to be able to slide down and drop on to a dumpster, leg it around the front of the building, into the hall, pick up my baton and start the band. We played well and all seemed ok until my chat with the mayor after the show. “Roger, do you realise you have what seems to be a tyre track mark all the way up your trousers and jacket?” It was the summer and my concert attire was a beige Chino suit (it was the 90s) and those in the know are aware that schools use non-setting, thick black paint to prevent the most athletic kids from climbing onto the roof. I had performed, with my back to the crowd, looking like a victim from a Road Runner cartoon!

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Epiphone Ltd Ed Korina Flying-V Electric Guitar, Natural


The Epiphone Ltd. Ed. Korina Flying V has a solid tone-rich and lightweight Korina body powered by Alnico Classic humbuckers and is finished with gold hardware. This iconic guitar is finished in Antique Natural and features a 1960s SlimTaper D-Profile neck with a 24.75″ scale and the Flying V’s trademark “V” headstock with a 60s era “Epiphone” script logo.

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Alnico Classic Humbuckers

The Korina Flying-V is powered by an Alnico Classic™ humbucker in the neck position and an overwound, slightly hotter Alnico Classic Plus™ in the bridge position. Alnico Classics are similar in tone to the “PAF-style” humbuckers found in rare vintage Flying Vs and Les Paul Standards, and are made with Alnico-V magnets for a higher output with enhanced mids and highs.

Controls & Hardware

Controls include individual volume controls for each pickup and a master tone, all with vintage-style Black “Top Hat” knobs. The Explorer’s gold hardware includes legendary Grover® Mini-Rotomatic™ machine heads with a 14:1 ratio for fast and reliable tuning and a LockTone™ Tune-o-matic bridge and traditional Flying-V style String-Thru Body “V” metal plate along with an Epiphone all-metal non-rotating ¼” jack.

The Flying V

The Flying V guitar was first released in a very limited run in the 50s and was seen as one of the most radical designs of its time. Many of the originals found their way to the hands of some of rock’s greatest guitarists. Today original Flying Vs are some of the most expensive instruments on the market. Now, Epiphone introduces the guitar to a new generation at a price accessible to all.

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Features

  • Historical all korina (African limba) flying-V body
  • Traditional Flying-V headstock and string-thru body “V” metal plate tailpiece
  • Epiphone alnico classic™ humbuckers
  • Vintage styled Epiphone “deluxe” tuners with tulip buttons
  • Gold hardware

Specifications

  • Series: Epiphone Flying V
  • Colour: Natural

Body & Bridge

  • Body: Korina (African Limba)
  • Body Shape: Flying V
  • Bridge: LockTone Tune-O-Matic

Neck & Fingerboard

  • Neck: Korina (African Limba)
  • Neck Shape: D-Profile
  • Scale Length: 24.75″
  • Fingerboard: Rosewood
  • Fingerboard Radius: 12″
  • Number of Frets: 22
  • Fret Size: Medium-jumbo
  • String Nut: Synthetic Bone
  • Nut Width: 1 11/16″
  • Position Inlays: Rosewood with pearloid “Dot” inlays

Hardware & Electronics

  • Bridge Pickup: Epiphone Alnico Classic Humbucker
  • Neck Pickup: Epiphone Alnico Classic Humbucker
  • Controls: Epiphone All-metal 3-way Pickup Selector Bridge Volume, Neck Volume, Master Tone
  • Pickup Switching: 3-way Pickup Selector
  • Hardware Finish: Gold
  • Control Knobs: Black “Top Hat” knobs
  • Tuning Machines: Epiphone “Deluxe” Tuners with Tulip buttons, 18:1
  • Pickguard: 3-layer; (B/W/B)
  • Suggested Case/Bag: Hard Case (940-EVCS) Sold Separately

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Study With Debdeep Misra – Indian Classical Singer


You can now study with Debdeep Misra online or in residence. This is a fantastic opportunity to learn the art of Indian Classical Singing with an authentic highly qualified musician of note.

Born in 1993, Debdeep Misra the grandson of legendary vocalist Pandit Bishnu Sebak Misra of Benaras gharana(piyari gharana) loved music enough to start listening, appreciating and learning at a very tender age of four under the guidance of his mother smt. Banani Misra-one of the desciples of Pt. A.kanan and Vidushi Girija Devi and his father who is disciple of pt. Mani lal Nag.

Few years later,Debdeep’s formal training started under Pt. Tushar Dutta.

Since 2006,Debdeep is under the tutelage of veteran vocalist Pt. Aniruddha Bhattacharya

Debdeep has given quite a few recitals organised by connaisseurs in various places like Westbengal,Kolkata,Mumbai,Delhi,Ranchi,Varanasi where he featured among the stalwarts of classical music. Inspired by Swami Vivekananda,Debdeep worked hard and got the chance in Ramakrishna Mission Vivekanada Vidyamandir Malda.

Award:

• Debdeep is awarded with “GIRIDHARI RATNA SAMMAN” in 2017 by Puravai sannskreetikala vikaashkendra Kolkata.

• He has got “ PANDIT TRIMBAKRAO JANORIKAR SASHTRIYA GAYAN ” award by Gaanwardhan Pune in 2017.

Achievement and Degree:

• In 2004,got enlisted within top ten from all over India in Ravi kichlu golden talent contest.
• In 2016,secured 2nd place in all India music competition organised by Vistar.
• Debdeep has earned “Sangeet Prabhakar” degree from Prayag sangeet samiti of Allahabad.
• He has earned “Sangeet Bisharad” degree from Prachin Kala Kendra of Chandigarh.
• Along with classical music,Debdeep has completed his masters in physics.

Few Noted performances:

1. India Habitat Centre – New Delhi-2017
2. Concert organized by swar sadhna samiti – Mumbai-2017
3. Subah – e-benaras -Varanasi -2017
4. Kala vithika Apurva pratibha mahotsav – ICCR Kolkata-2017
5. Concert in Bhowanipore sangeet sammelani – Kolkata-2017
6. Concert organized by Admires of tagore,shyamoli–Ranchi-2017
7. Ustad Abu daud sangeet sammelan –Malda-2016
8. Concert organized by Sur Archana group– Nazrul mancha kolkata-2016
9. Pandit Bishnu sebak Misra sangeet sammelan-Malda-2015,2008
10. Concert organized by sangeetam-Malda- 2003,2004

Press report:

• Hindusthan 5-3-2017- “Morning started with raga lalit”. Varanasi,at assi ghat in subah-e-banaras,Debdeep embellish the stage with raga lalit.

• Punya nagari-pune- 25-5-2017- Debdeep Misra,(paschimbangal) has got pt.Trimbakrao Janorikar sashtriya gayan award.

• Lokmat –pune-25-5-2017- Debdeep is awarded with pt. Trimbakrao Janorikar sashtriya gayan award.

• Good morning-pune-25-5-2017- Gaanwardhan present sashtriya gayan award distribution-Debdeep Misra,paschimbangal(pt.Trimbakrao Janorikar) award.

Contact No:

Phone: +919775946546
+918981155902

Email: debdeepmisra@gmail.com

Address: Greenpark,Pandit Bishnu sebak Misra sarani,PO: Mokdumpur,Dist:
Malda.Pin-732103

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The Arban Cornet Method – A Free, Legal Download


The Arban Method (La grande méthode complète de cornet à piston et de saxhorn par Arban) is a complete pedagogical method for students of trumpetcornet, and other brass instruments. The original edition was published by Jean-Baptiste Arban sometime before 1859 and is currently in print.[1] It contains hundreds of exercises, ranging in difficulty. The method begins with basic exercises and progresses to very advanced compositions, including the famous arrangement of Carnival of Venice.

Below you will find three of the main sections of the Arban which you can download for free totally legally.

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Pages 123-190

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Pages 283-347

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What’s Behind Hip Hop’s Illuminati Music Obsession?






What’s Behind Hip Hop’s Illuminati Music Obsession?

Rap has often been defined by its fixation on money, power, and influence. What’s behind hip hop’s Illuminati music obsession?

The story of how the Illuminati first ended up in a rap song is a lot like your average Illuminati conspiracy: There’s a byzantine plot and a shifting cast of somewhat famous characters with varying allegiances and interests. The genesis of the lyrics quoted above, from the 1995 remix to LL Cool J’s “I Shot Ya,” involves a beef between Tupac and that song’s featured artist, Keith Murray; Murray’s subsequent beef with Mobb Deep’s Prodigy; and a notable cameo from a 15-year-old Foxy Brown. The particulars aren’t especially important. What is important is that line, from Prodigy, that everyone remembers. It was the first time the Illuminati was mentioned prominently on wax, nestled in the middle of a needlessly complex series of beefs.“Illuminati want my mind, soul, and my body.”




It was the beginning of an entirely new school of thought in hip-hop, one as intelligent and informed as it was suspicious and paranoid. Prodigy was referring to the Illuminati conspiracy theory: the idea that there’s a network of shadowy, powerful individuals bent on controlling society by rebuilding it as a “New World Order” under a totalitarian worldwide government. Around the same time, CeeLo Green made reference to it on “Cell Therapy,” claiming, “Traces of the New World Order/Time is getting shorter if we don’t get prepared/People it’s gon’ be a slaughter.” Mentions of the Illuminati in hip-hop quickly spiked from there: Jay Z sampled Prodigy’s line from “I Shot Ya” for “D’Evils” on his 1996 debut Reasonable Doubt, sparking rumors that persist to this day that he is associated with the organization; U-God encouraged listeners to “get your shit together before the fuckin’ Illuminati hit” in 1997 on Wu-Tang Clan’s “Impossible.”Rap’s Illuminati talk wasn’t just a one-time fad, however. The fervor died down a bit, right up until 2008, when Prodigy published an open letter he’d written in jail to URB magazine, alleging that his old rival Jay Z “promotes the lifestyle of the beast.” Hip-hop culture—the innovator of so many popular fashions, styles, and sounds—rarely sees trends with such extended lifelines. And as usual, this trend among rappers has crossed over to pop culture in a big way.

Today, the Illuminati theory is as relevant as ever, often used as a way to justify the continued success of artists—Jay ZBeyoncéEminemLady GagaKanye West—who are accused of being puppets of this mysterious web of faceless figureheads. There’s an endless stream of books, podcasts, and blogs examining the Illuminati’s use of media and entertainment to carry out its agenda, and there are innumerable YouTube videos about the Illuminati with millions of views. The Illuminati is always somehow part of the conversation when a celebrity like Whitney Houston or, more recently, Prince passes away prematurely. Its signifiers—triangles, covered eyes, devil’s horns—are consistently evoked in music videos and press photos.

What’s so perplexing about the Illuminati theory and its continued life is that it’s just that: a theory. Despite the term’s prominence in hip-hop and pop culture, there is no proof that the Illuminati still exists, and not a single artist has admitted to being affiliated with it. Then why, for more than two decades, has the existence of an unconfirmed secret society been consistently connected to the music industry? Why do the rumors refuse to go away?






‘Good Booty’ Explores A Century Of Music, Sex And American Culture

In her new book, Good Booty, music critic Ann Powers embarks on a wide-ranging history of pop music in America. The title, she says, was inspired by Little Richard’s 1955 hit “Tutti Frutti.”

“In the song we all know it’s ‘Tutti frutti, oh Rudy,’ ” Powers explains. “But in the original version, which Little Richard first sang … it was ‘good booty.’ And the lyrics were very, very dirty, frankly. They were all about greasy, sexy, exciting encounters; something you couldn’t play on the radio.”

Powers’ book, which is subtitled “Love and Sex, Black and White, Body and Soul in American Music” looks at more than a century of music as a lens through which to explore American views on sex, race and spirituality.

“Body and soul are inseparable …” she says. “And I think music is that connective tissue that reminds us that all of our experiences, even transcendent experiences, are generated in our bodies.”


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Interview Highlights

On how Little Richard inspired the book title

Little Richard is arguably, or perhaps inarguably, the founding father of rock ‘n’ roll. I mean, I talk about Elvis, I talk about Buddy Holly, other rock ‘n’ roll icons from that same time period. But as far as the style and the spirit of rock ‘n’ roll, I can’t think of a better embodiment than Little Richard. I mean, this is a guy who … gave us a new language to talk about — what we feel in our bodies that we don’t always have other ways to discuss.

On the affect rhythm has on our bodies

One thing I discovered while researching this book was there’s a term called “entrainment” and it’s a term that has to do with the nervous system and how certain things outside of our bodies can actually affect our bodies and kind of change our nervous system cycles; the way our heart beats … the way … our nerves feel and music has that power. …

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Love and Sex, Black & White, Body and Soul in American Music

by Ann Powers

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All music is rooted in rhythm, but particularly American music, which is defined by an African foundation and an African diaspora foundation. And so the rhythms that came through the Middle Passage, through the Caribbean to the states, which we still hear today, in you know, the music of Beyoncé, the music of the Top 40 in general. Those rhythms move our body in a particular way and help us kind of feel the things that we don’t name.

On music and sex

[It’s] a cliché to say that popular music and particularly rock ‘n’ roll is about sex or is, you know, motivated by sex, sexual feelings. But I wanted to go deeper. … I wanted to go beyond just that kind of clichéd statement. Oh yeah, of course, this is “dirty music” or whatever and really think about how, in every era from the 19th century to the present, the particular anxieties of the time and the possibilities of that time were reflected in and shaped by music.

So, for example, in the ’50s, the teenager was this new phenomenon and you know, this newly named phase of life teenage life. And people were very worried about young kids experimenting sexually, so the music reflected that. The music also guided kids through their early attempts to be erotic beings. Now kids are living on the Internet, we’re all living on the Internet. So I talk about how artists like Britney Spears with their very processed voices kind of embody virtual reality and a cyborgian way of being that reflects what’s happening erotically in cyberspace.

On music and race

Ann Powers is NPR Music’s critic and correspondent. You can read more of her work on The Record blog.

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In the origins of the recording industry, black and white recordings were segregated by race and, of course, this is a key aspect of the story. I say early in the book that there is absolutely no way to talk about American music — or frankly America in any way — without discussing the oppression of African-Americans, the enslavement of Africans. …

All of those things are just foundational in our culture and especially in music because, really music was the lifeline, the conveyor, for African Diaspora culture to live on as enslaved Africans became African-Americans … through the Jim Crow era into the 20th century, into the era of civil rights and into our present day.

Music is the carrier of legacies and it’s also a place in which cultures mix … sometimes through appropriation and theft, sometimes through genuine collaboration. And I wanted to look at all of that stuff. It can be hard to talk about, but I think it’s super important.

On using music as a guide through history

I think every era poses different challenges and limits and also offers different possibilities. … Right now we’re in such an incredibly challenging time in terms of relating to each other across lines of identity and recognizing oppression and some of the most intense realities of our own history. I think music can guide us through that history in a very deep way, including the history of race relations and particularly relations between African-Americans and white people in this country.

Certainly issues of appropriation arise. … But what I think is that music reflects the best of us coming together but also has offered a way for communities to preserve their own traditions and legacies and to speak to each other through those legacies.

So music … I’m not saying it’s utopian. I really don’t believe that and I’m not saying that it’s all about liberation. I think it’s important to recognize that in music we share our ugliest emotions as well as our most beautiful emotions.

Elizabeth Baker and Janaya Williams produced and edited the audio of this interview. Maquita Peters adapted it for the Web.

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